please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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