At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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