Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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