Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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