In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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