I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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