census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he was CRYING into my vagina
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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