Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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