Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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