the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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