apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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