Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
there is puke in my bra ... again
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