Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
