..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
BRING THE BAGELS
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Dicks are not precious.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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