Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
