i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.