that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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