i just wanna soil my oats bro
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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