But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Dignity is for republicans.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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