How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just high enough for therapy.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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