So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
