Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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