Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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