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No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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