You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
tell me about the eggs
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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