worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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