He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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