she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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