I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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