Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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