I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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