I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
