Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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