Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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