If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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