Dual....:-)
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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