bring money and cleavage
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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