Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He keeps bees of course he's weird
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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