I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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