hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
so let's talk penis.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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