I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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