Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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