please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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