So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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