If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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