Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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