Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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