last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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