id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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