So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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