bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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