I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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