Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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