is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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