You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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