what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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