My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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